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The first rule of being a loser is knowing your place. Being pathetic for you is a lifestyle. Being inferior to me and everyone else around you is your existence. It emanates off you like stink. Being a fucking loser comes from the inside out. We can all spot you in a crowd. You, with your tiny dick and whiny voice, make us avoid you like the plague.

This is where I come in. I get to sit back and laugh at what a pathetic excuse of a “man” you are. I have to humiliate you for every single thing that makes you such an inept, inadequate underling. That’s right, loser boy, you will never amount to anything.

It’s a miracle to me when a loser gets a girlfriend or a wife. You know she is fucking someone else. She CLEARLY deserves so much better than you. You must have realized early that you were inferior in every way and decided to make up for it monetarily. Do you own your own business? Do you basically pay for her to be in the same house with you? That sounds familiar, doesn’t it?

You love watching her get fucked. You want to be the cuck boy loser clean up crew, huh? Maybe one of the stud cocks she is fucking on the side will knock her up. A black baby would look cute with you pushing the carriage. Cuck husbands are my favorite kind of losers. They at least serve a fucking purpose. Cleaning creampies is your mouth watering contribution.

Then there are the complete losers. Ones who jack off and eat chips alone in their apartment or mommies basement. UGH. I don’t have any real advice for pathetic losers like you except to call me. I can tease and taunt and make fun of you because that’s what you’re good for. You’re a joke and a walking failure. The only reason I answer is that it’s my job.