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Hey, all you losers out there. Yes, I’m talking to you. I bet you already have your dick in your hand, ready to jack off. You probably have never even had your dick in a real pussy, and the pocket pussies are all too big, lol.

Your shortcomings are the very reason you’re a chronic masturbator.
But I love fucking with your mind and ruining your orgasm. You don’t even deserve to blow that pathetic little pencil dick. You and that puny nub are both worthless. I hate having gum stuck to the bottom of my shoe, and you are just as annoying. If a girl did let you try and fuck her, she would be so disappointed, and I hope she warns all her friends that your cock is a joke. She would be asking if you were in yet, and you would be dressed and gone.

I bet you’re known as the two stock wander, lol.
The best thing you can do is give up and start training that ass to be a pussy. You would make a great sissy; you already have the clit. I can teach all you need to know about stretching that puckered hole. Your dick doesn’t work, but that mouth does. Oh, no, not for pussy. That’s right; the glory hole is just the place for a little dicked losers like you to use that mouth.

If you can’t make it as a sissy, you might as well crawl back into your hole.
Stay in that closet where you belong. Losers like you should be allowed to breathe the same air as the beautiful people. You should do everyone a favor and put yourself in permanent darkness. I’m sure no one would miss you or even know you were gone, and you wouldn’t have to be an embarrassment to other losers who know their place as a sissy cock sucking slut.

Call me, loser, You’re not worth my time, but I’ll try to figure out something to do with you. SPH is all that comes to mind at the moment.