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What an absolute loser you are. Bahahaha, do you know how loserific you have to be to be here right now? Pretty much an 11 out of 10. Well, since you’re here, I guess the least I can do is tell you where your place is and where you stand with me. I only think losers are good for a couple of things.

Practicing my sexy witch magic on, being forced into mundane sexual roles that only the lame do but are sometimes needed for things like orgies and group sex parties, maybe for me to practice my CBT on too, oh, and of course a good laugh. Men like you are easy to come by, so don’t come around here thinking your something special just because you are forking over your money to be with me. That’s what losers do.

They can get some attention from sexy goddess women like me, but only when they pay the price. I will say this, though. I believe in fairness to all. So be a good little loser, and from time to time, I might even reward you. With what? Well, that’s just something you’re going to have to be good for and find out.

Take care of me like the divine witchy goddess I am, and you will get your dues. With that being said, though, don’t cross me. Don’t ever think that a loser like you ever has a chance with a woman like me. That is nothing but disrespect to me and all women like me.

That causes me to get my witches brew, going and cook up something that will turn you cock into a limp non-working piece of useless meat hanging from you loser like hips. Got it? Stay on my good side loser dick, or I’ll be forced to use my witchy whiles on you and take your loser ass down a notch lower on the loser pole!